Quotes from the Ceremony:

“Do we REALLY have to eat raw liver?!”
(Yes. Raw liver builds brain power.)

“And 12 highly caffeinated carbonated drinks?!”
(Yes. It builds ulcerative resistance.)

“I look stupid with blonde hair!”
(Too bad.. and don’t assume blondes have more fun. Ask Philo.)

“Quote Stephen Hawking?!”
(Yes. Regurgitate it without regurgitating.)

“What now?!”
(Who knows. Make Philo proud.)